I’m taking my pet poodleFor her daily walkNo-one pays attentionNo-one stops to talk Other dogs aren’t interestedThink she’s bit aloofNot even worth a sniff or twoNot even worth a woof…. No-one realizesWhat a gem she isUrineless and pooplessNowhere leaves her biz Say hello to the people…… rattle rattle…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
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Stan Manages the Council Sign Dept
Important that I let knowDrivers ’bout their signIf I don’t they will get stressedAt where has gone? their sign?…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
We Don’t Understand Our Enemy (Ukraine Captain Yuriy Myronenko)
“They left behind their dead We don’t understand it It is not like an army They stole stuff from civilian homesand took it away, but left their dead” Ukraine Captain Yuriy Myronenko
Covid Caps
We like our special virus capsTo keep Covid awaySome people laugh but we don’t careWe are all happy gay…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
I’d Like One of Those Dear
We’re driving in the sunshineLorries going byCarrying different merchandiseSome you question why…. I’d like one of those dear. Good for family dinners…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Latest Suitwear
Parading latest suitwearAll men soon will wearIf you do not like itI really do not care I’m still getting paid….
Lawn
We sell all types of instant lawnFrom fescue, couch and ryeJust have a look at sample boardOutside as you pass by…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Mower
I need to mow my lawnBut it’s run out of gasGuess I’ll have to queue upAnd wait my turn… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Thankyou Very Much
Thankyou very much In helping me to crossThere are no lights to help meWithout you I’m at loss…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Anti-Cunt Tablets
Should you need de-cuntingWe’ve made these just for youCuntnomorepaline (trade mark)Choogaloogaloo…. Don’t believe me do ya?…. Manufactured and marketed by alcotab….. Available over the counter at at your local chemist………. Brought to you by FCS’s de-cunting driveApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 