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Hotel Loneliness

If you’re feeling lonelyStaying in your roomSimply call receptionAnd we will help you out……. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Hotel Weather

While staying at our hotelThe guide here it will tellYou the current situationAnd ’bout the rain which fell…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Stan Changes a Tyre

Jacked the car up readyFor to change the wheelSpare one went in perfectlyEasy (no big deal)…. What did I do wrong?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Downing Street’s in troubleRudder’s dropped off (lost)One, two, three, four hinges goneCould be to captain’s cost Crew are disaffectedBoat is sinking fastHoles appearing everywhere(Also gone the mast) Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Chancellor Rishi Sunak have both paid fines for breaking Covid lockdown regulations by attending a gathering in Downing Street.An investigation by the MetropolitanContinue reading “Downing Street’s in Trouble”

Travel Plans

There is a placeI’d like to seeBut don’t have moneySo have to dream…. I don’t have to dream…..,. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Abandoned and Neglected

I once moved many peopleMoved them up and downAbandoned now neglectedBecoming overgrown…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Stan Does a Fan/Light Install

Recommended by next doorWe asked electrician StanCould he come install for usA light/electric fan?…. Done lots of theseTime to flick the switchWatch fruits of my labour Seems to be a problem?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Branch

I am a branchGetting wetMuch too heavyHave to let Go…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Stan Obeys the Lady of the GPS

Obeyed I did the ladyOf the GPSRight she said, sharp right here StanOf which I did obey…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

I Got a Little Problem

I got a little problemAll I say is shitDon’t know how it happenedHow it happened, it…. Don MatthewsApril 2022