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Priscilla on Night Security Duty

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I have important duty(Security at night)Aided by my mobileGuided by the light Don MtthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 3, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident cat, UncategorizedTags:humour, laser light, poetry, rhyme, roomba2 Comments on Priscilla on Night Security Duty

Child Minding Fun

Parents leave your kiddiesHere (all safe and fun)Come collect them back againWhen your business done Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 3, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:child minding, fun, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Child Minding Fun

Skeleton

Put me together differentRequest from me to theeTo be the same as all the rest? How boring…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 3, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:different, humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, skeleton2 Comments on Skeleton

Son Readies for Boat Ride

My daddy is taking meOn a boat rideI’m getting excitedWill sit by his side Where you gone son?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 3, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:boat, dad, excited, humour, poetry, rhyme, son2 Comments on Son Readies for Boat Ride

I Have a Problem

There’s too much going onMy little head just can’t copeIf it were bigger it might just manage Either God didn’t make it big enoughOr we’ve made too much for it Bad planning I say See my problem? Don MatthewsMay 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 2, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:god, head, humour, overload, planning, poetry2 Comments on I Have a Problem

I Am My Worstest Enemy

I am my worstest enemyI don’t know when to stopConsequence is overload Overload on top DM Nov 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 2, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:consequences, humour, overload, poetry2 Comments on I Am My Worstest Enemy

Stan Does a Roofing Job

Measured up the roof lineWent a bought the screwsDid the job in record timeScroll down for a view Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 2, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:drill, humour, poetry, rhyme, roof, screws, stan4 Comments on Stan Does a Roofing Job

Happy NRA Couple

We are a happy coupleHave been for many yearsSince we joined the NRAHappy full of cheer Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 2, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:couple, humour, man, poetry, rhyme, rifle, woman4 Comments on Happy NRA Couple

Ralph and Net-Jumping

Ralph is FCS resident dog SOMEONE PUT UPTHIS NET JUST FOR METO PRACTICE MY JUMPINGCCROLL DOWN FOR LOOKSEE Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 2, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, rhyme3 Comments on Ralph and Net-Jumping

Storm Trooper

Storm Trooper yep yep yep I amHelmet have I onCan put it on right/upside downRight or wrong way on Haha…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 2, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:helmet, humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, right, storm trooper, upside down, wrong2 Comments on Storm Trooper

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