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Rubbish

I’ve got a bag of rubbishTo throw up on the skipReady steady one two threeThrow up from the hip Scroll down… Oh shit…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 2, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, rubbishLeave a comment on Rubbish

Meryl

Meryl is our leaderMeryl knows the wayWe will follow Meryl cosMeryl knows the way Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:ducks, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Meryl

Shake Before Use

Ladies watch me carefullyHow to apply the creamImportant, shake before you useAnd make sure face is clean Scroll down… Shit…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:face cream, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Shake Before Use

Sky

I’m, sitting here and wonderingLooking at the skyWondering what is falling downWondering what and why? Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 30, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Sky

Dog

I’m sitting at the fence I amWatching cars go byWondering why you’re laughing at meLaughing at me, why? Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 30, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, dog, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Dog

Sorting Line

This one’s OKThis one’s shitShit goes elsewhereElsewhere it Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 29, 2023November 29, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Sorting Line

Rock

Rock won’t go inRock too bigMake it smallerMake less big Scroll down… Shit…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 29, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:hammer, humour, poetry, rhyme, rockLeave a comment on Rock

Roundabout

Why are we going roundRound and round and roundRound and round the roundaboutWhy are we going round? Scroll down… I’ve forgotten where we live…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 28, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:city, poetry, rhyme, roundaboutLeave a comment on Roundabout

Rachel and Andrew

Was given job as extraFor Rachel and AndrewI their lovely wedding filmWas placed on rail with view Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 28, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, seagull, weddingLeave a comment on Rachel and Andrew

Bath

Bought myself a bathBought it off the shelfFreight was too expensiveSo took it home myself Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bath, expense, freight, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Bath

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