SAFETY FAILS – Page 7 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Sanding the Floor

I didn’t think there’d beAn error I could makeSimply just by sanding floorSeems I made mistake…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Stan and Perc Apply Safety First

Perc and I are safetyConscious to the maxBuilding houses, tiling floorsNo way we’re safety lax…. We both have studied the Builders Safety Manual for Dummiesand passed the one-question test at the backCan you roll safely on hitting ground? Call Stan and Perc for your next building job‘Safety to the max’ is their motto Don MatthewsJuneContinue reading “Stan and Perc Apply Safety First”

Stan and Perc on Demand for Ladder Job in China (due to renowned safety skills)

Hold the ladder still PercNo wobbles, sways, no jerksI’ll be as quick as possibleUp here, doing work…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Goggles

Shit I left my goggles homeWhat can I substituteJust finished this, have good ideaProblem solved, you beaut…. Don MatthewsJune 2021 Shared with dVerse

Stan and Perc on a Ladder Job

We’ve just been on a ladder jobLadders, Perc and meUsed our heads and safety firstWith all ladders, three…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Second Floor Delivery

Just bought myself a delivery vanTo reach the second floorNeed to watch the power linesAs parcels upward soar…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Trampoline

I have to take our trampolineCloseby, round to me mateMy son has told me, dad you mightMight be tempting fate…. No problems son….. Shortly after this photo he was fined for travelling 10mph in a 40mph zone and causing a traffic jam Don MatthewsJune 2021

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