I’m very safety consciousWhenever driving vanUse the right equipmentAlways, when I can…. I always wear my boots…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Category Archives: SAFETY FAILS
Stan Fixes the Compressors
Compressors, I’m an expertFixing them’s my bizExtremely safety consciousI’ll fix them where they is…. I work best in my flip-flops……. Call Stan when your compressor needs compressingDiscount for 100th floor……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Digs Into a Motor
Why waste pneumatic energyWhen I can look from hereI’ve got it Perc no problemsCan jump right down from here…. Good on you Stan…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Just a Few More Inches Perc
Just a few more inches PercDamn, we work so wellSafety is our mottoI never once have fell Thanks to you buddy…… Perc has his hard hat on. Very safety conscious….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan and Perc at Work
We are happy workersStan and Perc us twoSafety is our mottoSafety first we do…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Third World Countries Allow This
My verse this time’s not humourousThis photo is no wayAllowed in our world countriesWhat more can I say?…. Bangladesh sewer cleaner at work.No protection, no mask, no glovesTruly sad Don MatthewsJune 2021
Don’t Worry Stan I’m Holding You
As you are my buddyQuick, fix what’s down there wrongI’ll do my best to hold youJust don’t be there too long…. (muffled) big problem down here Perc…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan and Perc at Work
OK Stan just tip itTip it next to meNo probs, I’ll hear it comingDon’t worry you can’t see…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
I’m Gonna Break This Brickwork
I’m gonna break this brickwork withMy favourite go-tool toolUse fiercest concentration(Safety is my rule)….. One dedicated worker…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Light Switch (Stan installed)
I am an aged care residentGone dark, needs turn on lightShit! what’s that loud whoop whooping sound?I just switched on a light?…. Manager John – I think we need to call installer Stan back……. I nearly had a heart attack John…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 