Why on earth you kicking me?This I didn’t startEven though you’re made of sticksDon’t you have a heart?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Category Archives: Random verse reveal
Air Mattress
Jumping on an airMattress is great funUp and down and up and downShit, where’s my brother gone?…. Ooops….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Rag Doll
I love my little sisterI love my rag doll tooI swing it round with gustoI swing it round I do…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Chain Jumper
I’m in a bit of hurryA chain it won’t stop meHave jumped o’er many chains beforeSuccessful, yep, I be…. Shit…… Don MatthewsMay 2021
Choice of Three
I normally just get oneBut here a choice of threeWill now come here more oftenAnd sample each of three…. Today I chose the extra fluffy one…. I can recommend it for your next visit…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
BooBoo Needs a Toilet
BooBoo needs a toiletBooBoo needs a looMummykins will find oneFind a loo for you woof…. Look, there’s one there comingYour favourite colour redMummykins does love you BooCuddles you in bed…. woof woof…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Mummy! Please Come Help Me!
Mummy! please come help me!I’m in a bit of spotWas having quite a lot of funThis spot I now want not…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Bowling Ball
I’m gonna bowl my bowling ball(Have practiced lots and lots)Send the skittles flying yep With all the skill I got…. Shit!….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Bedside Light
Hubby (for my birthday)I asked him for a lightWith a globe (low wattage)Romantic (not too bright)….. I love it dear. So romantic…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Sign
I try and put my message upFor everyone to seeGet real annoyed when I get blockedDrives me up a tree…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
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