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Billy Wouldn’t Clean His Teeth

Billy wouldn’t clean his teethThought this might assistNow we can’t stop stopping himBrushing never missed…. This is not the Billy in Poet Don’s class. The one who can type backwards. On his toes. Billy would throw up…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 27, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:alien, brush teeth, humour, poetry, toothpaste4 Comments on Billy Wouldn’t Clean His Teeth

ATM

I am a very luckyATM machineCamouflaged discretelyHidden, hardly seen…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 27, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:ATM, humour, poetry2 Comments on ATM

Hand/Eye Co-ordination

Hand/eye co-ordinationImportant you agree?I practice hand/eye every dayScroll down and have looksee…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 27, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:eye, hand, humour, poetry7 Comments on Hand/Eye Co-ordination

I Thought That Was a Dog

I thought that was a dog‘Til someone said I’m wrongI had to stop and look againRe-look hard and long…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 26, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:dog, humour, poetry4 Comments on I Thought That Was a Dog

Lions Rampant. Screech

We are two lions rampantHolding in our pawsMighty one King ParrotWhy you ask? because…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 25, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, lion, parrot, poetry, toilet2 Comments on Lions Rampant. Screech

Big Mac Showed Me Their Appreciation. Thankyou Big Mac

I worked for Big Mac ten long yearsMade a lot of bunsRewarded me when I retiredWith party (lots of fun)…. I wear it at annual Big Mac Celebration Marches……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 25, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:big mac, humour, medal, poetry3 Comments on Big Mac Showed Me Their Appreciation. Thankyou Big Mac

Deck

We have a wide expansive deckOn which to lounge and playHanging baskets decorateOur great wide deck all day…. We have a long expansive clothesline too…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:clothesline, hanging plants, humour, outdoor deck, poetry3 Comments on Deck

My Friend Mouse Just Told Me

My friend Mouse just told meIt’s aeronautics weekJust popped up to have a lookStretched up for a peek…. Can’t see him?…… You there Mouse?…… Must’ve gone to the loo…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:aeroplane, giraffe, humour, poetry7 Comments on My Friend Mouse Just Told Me

Stan Organizes a Clearance Sale

It’s time to have our clearance saleMake way for latest stockThis should do the trick bossBuyers gonna flock….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:clearance sale, humour, poetry, stan7 Comments on Stan Organizes a Clearance Sale

Stan Designs a Toilet Paper Holder

Toilet Stan’s an expertIt’s why this man we rangDesign for us a holder StanTo toilet paper hang…. We love it Stan. Does he bite?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, stan, toilet2 Comments on Stan Designs a Toilet Paper Holder

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