I’ve just been into business classTo post my Facebook picReturned now to economyWhere I have paid to sit…. I wish I could afford that Aubriella…… Tough they won’t let you wear your favourite jeans with holes…… And you don’t have to wear a mask?……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Category Archives: Random verse reveal
Stan Leads the Peloton
I am a ‘lympic cyclistI know just where to goI’m leading now the pelotonJust follow follow follow…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
I’m Clever I Am
I am an anti-vaxxer butWas forced to take the jabSurprised I didn’t feel a thing…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
The Umbly Jumbly Ball
I am an umbly jumbly ballThrough myself I turnRed and blue and yellow yepPurple’s what I yearn…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Stan Gardens for Dentist Curtis
Curtis asked me could IPlan the shruberyResult he’s very pleased withScroll down, my work to see…. They employ Stan. As yet he hasn’t needed to do an extracton…… He says clients are flocking to see his molars and be comfort dental’d……. We wish him well…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Talk About a Dumbo
My neighbour is obliviousHis car is parked outsideTalk about a DumboOblivious inside…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Special Car
I’ve gotta special carDoors open verticalHelped me out real big time here(Also floozy gal)…. How did’ya get there?…… Don’t ask…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Goat
I’m facing competitionStaring back at meMy goat-butt instinct’s kicking in…… Shit…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
I Love My Fold-Up Car
My car is very specialYou could say it’s uniqueNo-one else has got one(I wash it once a week)…. I want one…… They also have an electric version Fanando…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Megan
Merry Christmas MeganI’ve put your name in lightsSharing white-lit reindeerHave a look tonight…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
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