I’m very good with toiletFlush, where water goesLikewise with my fountainsWhere the water flows…. It’s very different Stan. We like it…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Category Archives: Random verse reveal
Letterbox
Don’t want to be like normalDon’t want to be like restI want to stand out differentWhere I can be my best…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Parking Ticket
I got a parking ticketA ticket I did getI do not understand whyThis ticket I did get? Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Cross of Sound
Bow we down before youOh great Cross of SoundYour deep bass and your mid-rangeYour tweeter (top-most sound)…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Stan Does an Electrics Job
I went to universityStudied all the rulesFully safety conscious nowApplying all the rules…. Call Stan for your next electrical job…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
German Coach Tour
The agent booked our tourIn lovely GermanyYes we had a great timeSeeing all to see…. Our driver was lovely. Get Fucker. They’re the best……. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Changing Clocks
Twice a year our clocks changeSome happy, some are notNot happy ones just wanting things toStay as what they got…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Earthquake
Arrival unexpectedJacuzzi very niceSharing with my girlfriends(Also very nice)…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Ribbit
Hey guys come round and have a lookI’ve found ourselves a treatRibbit ribbit ribbit croakRibbit ribbit meat,,,, Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Mummy!
Mummy I’m frightenedOf this on the groundAlways sticks with meFollows me around…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 