Random verse reveal – Page 10 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

NRA Practice

I am a proud AmericanIn the NRAOiling up my assault weaponHaving happy day…. Yay! Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Stan the Professional Erector

I am a trained erectorService round the clockMy work stands straight, does not fall downSolid as a rock…. I need your services Stan…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Limousine

A lot of limousines todayAround for special thingsHello? just passed another oneRing-a-ding-a-ding…. You can hire it for a modest fee Fandango (candles included) Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Cocky

I love my cockyMy cocky loves meHe’s having his swing timeScroll down and see…. This is not me…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

I Gotta Forehead Problem

I’m inna lot of troubleYou could say in deep shitLook what’s growing on my foreheadSee why I’m in shit?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Doorway

I came in through one doorwayI’m sure this was the oneWhy can’t I go back through it?Whatever’s going on?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Rails

I’m into practice liftingUp myself on railsJust spied a nice one up ahead…. Shit…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Wedding Wine

It’s lovely getting marriedSharing sips of wineFollowed by receptionWhere we all will dine…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Stilettos

I bought myself some new shoesWhich have a lovely feelFour inch spikes give me some heightThe latest new-age heel…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Kitchen Cupboards

Kitchen cupboards Won’t stay closeFaulty latches I suppose… Don MatthewsNovember 2021