Ralph is FCS resident dog Very hot dayRalph’s in the waterCooling himselfDown as he oughta…. One contented dog…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Category Archives: Ralph, FCS resident dog
Priscilla and Ralph Have a Good Relationship
Priscilla and Ralph are FCS resident cat and dog Priscilla is the feudal catRalph the lowly serfLooking at the pair of themI can see the mirth…. Ralph doesn’t think it’s funny…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Priscilla and Ralph Face the FCS Finger Test
Priscilla and Ralph are FCS resident cat and dog Our cat and dog at FCSCan change from day to dayOne day loving, next day notThis test tells us which way…… The FCS Finger Test…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Ralph in Lockdown
Ralph is FCS resident dog We’re back to bloody lockdownCan’t go outside and runMy owner says I can use this…… Isn’t he kind…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Ralph
Ralph is FCS resident dog “Be tolerant if your owners put decorations on you.They seem to get some special pleasure of seeinghow you look in fake antlers” DM
Ralph’s Got a Passion for This
Ralph is FCS resident dog Every now and thenRalph gets sick of stewDished out from a tin canHangs out for something new Jeez, one crazed animal for cabbage here…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Ralph’s Puzzled
Ralph is FCS resident dog I like this ladyWoof woof DonLike her woof woofShit? she’s gone? Where she gone Don? Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Priscilla Says Get Stuffed
Priscilla and Ralph are FCS’s resident cat and dog Ralph wants to come inFrom the outside coldOver, over, over triesCilla says get stuffed…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Ralph’s Got a Problem
Ralph is FCS’s resident dog Ralph has got a problemHe’s practical (plenty, lots)But just can’t seem to make itJust can’t connect the dots…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Bite Stop
We manufacture Bite StopFor dogs (both he and she)Guaranteed, or money backFor you, the proof to see…. We recommend No Bite to all dog owners (The Happy Dog Pet Shop)……… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
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