I cannot be without itMy without-fear is realMust have it always with meWithout, great fear I feel You sound in deep trouble…. What do you fear being without my child?…. My mobile phone…. Ah?…a typical case of nomaphobia…. What?…. A fear of being without your phone…. It has become so popular they havenow added yourContinue reading “Doctor Poet Don”
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Poet Don on English for Beginners
I took a longish bandageThe bandage I then woundRound and round and round I didWound it round the wound Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Poet Don Reporting on Responding to Calls of Nature During the Night
If you need to pee in the nightAnd not wake up your brainSit down, wash hands, keep eyes closed butSwitch on the light refrain So the experts tell me…. Shit, I’ve hit my head…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Phone Tower Build
Attention: News scoopNASA builds 4G tower on moondisguised as pine tree Hello? hello? Anyone there? rustle…rustle Must be windy…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Poet Don Reporting on 8748
Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team The number of cars that were soldSeptember 94In Canada of Ford typeNo less, and no, no more Good to know… Thankyou…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020 FCS Management Note Remember this important fact It could beContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on 8748”
Poet Don Reporting on World Silly Sayings Day 13 October
Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team I can’t think of anything silly to say? You’re an embarrassment to the Silly Sayings Society PD…. Sorry…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020 FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 