MORE FAILS – Page 6 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan Packs Cockroaches

I love my little cockroachHe runs around the floorPacking now for kiddies toys500, to do more…. Yes boss?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

I’ve gotta bag of rubbishTo throw up in the skipI’ll do my hammer-throw throwLaunch it from my hip…. Shit!….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

I always have the problemOf losing one of pairI think I’ll take them up on thisOffer’s pretty rare Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

We seem to have a problemNeed to think againSomeone’s made a right fuck-upPerhaps a larger crane?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

What is going on here?Your guess is good as mineAll that I can ascertain’sNot everything is fine Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Been in lockdown six monthsHe’s driving me insaneMake me any offerGet me sane again…. $1?…. Done…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Booked into a hotelAsked for room with viewMost of them were takenBut still had a few…. Always in demand sir…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Went and bought this toy Tried to be discreteJust received it in the postAnd look what I did meet Don MatthewsDecember 2020

We lost our jobs with CovidBeen pretty tough you seeAs if this wasn’t bad enoughLost both our cars to tree Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Just installed our microwaveSaved a heap of cashHad a bit of problem thoughWhen microwave went crash Don MatthewsNovember 2020