Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Page 76 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Past

Write something incorporating the word ‘past’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PAST My odes are getting past itI’m getting kinda staleMy words are running out of steamMy coffin’s on the nail I’m onna downward spiral Fan…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Shuffle

Write something incorporating the word ‘shuffle’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SHUFFLE Second line now first (yep)First line coming secondShuffle all the lines aroundRound so nothing rhyme Yep DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Lunch

Write something incorporating the word ‘lunch’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LUNCH Lunch was very filling(Primed us up for sex)Lots of oily vegies (yep)Good for give and flex Yep So I’m told Fan…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Entrance

Write something incorporating the word ‘entrance’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ENTRANCE Another entrance makes myMakes my ode todayAbout a lot of nothingnessNothingness hey hey Writer’s block Fan…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Straight

Write something incorporating the word ‘straight’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO STRAIGHT My odes are straight (yep)Lines (yep) fourWhat is their meaning?What are they for? Dunno Fan?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Perfume

Write something incorporating the word ‘perfume’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PERFUME She sprayed the perfume on her wristThen she began to coughWhy? oh why? it made her cough?Becos it was (yep) off Best I could to Fan…… MACABRE ODE TO PERFUME The perfume smelled likeContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Perfume”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Reasonable

Write something incorporating the word ‘reasonable’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REASONABLE Why am I all so silly?Rea-son-able notWhy do I drivel in my odes?Why do I write such twat? Why Fan?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Plus

Write something incorporating the word ‘plus’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PLUS Plus was very positiveNegative was notWhat a silly useless odeSilly useless twat Best I could do Fan…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Heckler

Write something incorporating the word ‘heckler’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HECKLER I am against all guns I saidA heckler said not meI need it for protectionProtecting me you see? No I don’t see…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Arena

Write something incorporating the word ‘arena’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ARENA I have a small arenaIn which to tell my odeJust four lines to do it in(Yep yep) here endeth ode Fin Fan…… DM