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Category Archives: Family photos

Glamour Shot

I’m 11 years old and mummyTook me for glamour shotThe photo man tissied me upAnd this is what I got…. Don’t I look nice?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 4, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:glamour, humour, photography, poetry17 Comments on Glamour Shot

TV

Got a great new plasma screenGetting rid of oldCaused a problem, what to do?No need for it be sold Sorted….. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 3, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:humour, plasma tv, poetry2 Comments on TV

Ladies and Private Schools

My sisters are so ladylikeFollow lady rulesGo to the best private school… Why don’t I go to a private school?….. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:photos, poetry, schoolgirls5 Comments on Ladies and Private Schools

Baptism

I am a late developerBaptised when I was 10And yes, those are my legs extendingExtending out the end…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:baptism, church, humour, poetry25 Comments on Baptism

Swing

I like to help our childrenSwinging on a swingThis way dear, just smile for picShit!….. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 1, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:photo, playground, poetry, swing5 Comments on Swing

Giving Birth

I went into the hospital(The pregnancy was long)The birth was by cesareanHe said that he was strong…. Why are you laughing?….It’s real, not staged…. Is it?… Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 30, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:giving birth, hospital, humour, poetry4 Comments on Giving Birth

We Are a Pair of Lesbians

We are a pair of lesbians(We both wear glasses too)I like red lipstick, partner noWe both sing ‘Love Me Do’….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 21, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:glasses, lesbians, lipstick, poetryLeave a comment on We Are a Pair of Lesbians

My Cat Boofy

I have a cat called BoofyHe’s smart, smarter than meWas his idea this photographWhich you can now all see….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 16, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:cat, photograph, poetry3 Comments on My Cat Boofy

I Love My Doggie

I love my doggieMy doggie loves me tooAnd everywhere that doggie goesI follow behind too….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 15, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:dog, photograph, poetry11 Comments on I Love My Doggie

Oh Shining Light From Above

When light from up above us shinesWe go all limp insideWhat would we do without the moon?There would not be, no tides….. Ah my love, the tide ’tis turning…… Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 14, 2021Posted inFamily photosTags:moon, ocean tide, photograph, poetry6 Comments on Oh Shining Light From Above

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