Mirror mirror on the wallYou curvy little bitTell me what you think of me“You silly little git”….. Oh?….you’re a door? Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Category Archives: DESIGN FAILS
Hair
I am a boy and that’s my sisterWe both have lovely hairMummy takes us to hairdresserWe are a matching pair…….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Stan the Balcony Builder
The balconies that I’ve built hereThey just could not work outThey ask me what my training inBalcony’s all about?……. What problem boss?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Our New Family Truck
Just bought a truck for familyJunior, baby, granJump aboard and off we goWe love our truck, it’s grand Toss baby up…… Gran bounces up on the tyre….. We’re a truck-fit family…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Stairs
We built the stairs accordingAccording to the planAnother firm then did the restSomeone did mention Stan…… Stan?…. Yes boss?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Playground
Come into the playgroundEnter me in herePlay around inside a whileThen exit me at rear Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Stan the Toilet Installer
I didn’t have much room bossFor toilet (full) installSo made the most of what I hadAttached it to the wall…….. Jeez! Stan…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
I’m Like the Writer Writing This
I want to do my own thingDifferent from the restI am an individualWill do what I think best…… Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Stan of the Interior Design Guild
Our room it looks so nice dearDiscretely mixed and matchedDesign interior at its bestFrom mind of Stan was hatched We are thrilled with our room Stan. Thankyou so much Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
I Am a Lonely Toilet
I am a lonely toiletOn prominent displayWhoever sits upon meCan have a view all way…… Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
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