I am a fan of blackAnd white when checkered thusVisitors keep tripping upBut I can’t see the fuss…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Category Archives: DESIGN FAILS
Jukebox
I’m gonna get a jukeboxComplete the room decorInvite the next-door neighboursCome and have a tour Might organize a shindigInvite neighbours next doorPut on ‘Rock Around the Clock’For shindigs ( and lots more)…. And splashys in the tub…… Don MatthewsMay 2021
Toilet Paper
I asked my toilet builderTo come up with a planTo have the toilet paperCloser to my hand…. This is not Stan’s work. He is not that clever….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Installs the Fridge
We bought a new fridgeAsked Stan to installNo problem, can doJust up against wall?…. Yes please Stan……. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Does a Playground Build
I built this fun inflatedPlayground ride for kidsDesigned from mother natureDesigned it, yes, I did…. Parent complaints boss?…. Why?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Assists the Speaker
Thankyou all for coming hereFor my talk todayStan he will now demonstrateHow it’s done right way When you’re ready Stan…. Just the roll Stan…… Sorry…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
It’s Lovely Dear
I love collecting pebblesSmooth and round and flatI take them home to my placeAnd place them where I sat…. It’s lovely dearWhen are we doing the kitchen sink?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Designs a Medal
I went to universityLearnt my 1, 2, 3Now putting it to practiceSee how good I be? Well done Stan…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan the Kitchen Cum Sofa Maker
Now Stan’s an expert kitchenMaker, sofas tooWe asked for something differentAnd this is what he do….. We love it Stan….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan Creates a Masterpiece
We wanted to see thingsWhen we lay on our bedStan created masterpieceJust popped out head, he said….. He also painted vistas on the windows…. Popped out his head…. He said….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
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