We’re room three-fifty darlingQuick, while I’m still hotBeen all around the bloody floorHalf hour, still found it not Only luke-warm now darling….sorry Shit…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGN FAILS for more fails)
Category Archives: DESIGN FAILS
Hospitals United
We’re hospitals unitedDesigned to fit the billAllied all togetherCure you when you’re ill Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGN FAILS for more fails)
A Well-Chosen Name
We are a proud companyOur name says it allIf you have a problemJust give us a call Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGN FAILS for more fails)
Section C
You’re looking for a book sir?On ancient literacy?You’ll find them all togetherIn Lit in section C Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGN FAILS for more fails)
Tinkerbell
Bought a present (Tinkerbell)For my daughter dearExamined it for damaged partsWhatever’s this hole here? It’s for enemas daddy. I want to be a nurse…. Should you have an aspiring nurse in your family they can be ordered online from the China Tinkerbell Factory. Make sure to specify the one with a hole (Cat. No. T2741HO).Continue reading “Tinkerbell”
The Handle Looked Cool But….
It looked a cool inventionThis handle on a mugUntil I went to drink from it….. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGN FAILS for further fails)
Stan Attends Another Plumbing Emergency
You have a problem madam?Your sink/drain not in line?There now, I’ve just fixed itA specialty of mine Oh thankyou Mr Stan. You have done a wonderful job……. Stan is a registered plumber and fully paid-up member of the Plumbers Union. Call Stan for your next plumbing job Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGNContinue reading “Stan Attends Another Plumbing Emergency”
Do Not Sit Here
Had to make a sign upTell people not a seatThey thought nice place to park their bodGot more than just wet feet Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Signwriter Stan at Work
Was asked to make a sign forA forest they called ‘CUT’Spent a lot of time in preparationMade this sign for it Had a few complaints son……. What ?…… Don MatthewsDecember 2020
What a Shit Tap
Why won’t the water come on out?I’m turning tap so shouldIt just keeps spinning round and roundThis tap is shit, no good Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 