We are proud kitchen makers ofGranite tops (with sheen)All our details are now up onYour computer screen….. Shit Stan! I thought you’d checked everything…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Category Archives: CONSTRUCTION FAILS
Piledriver
We’ve got a big pileTo drive in the groundSo hired a big driverThe biggest around….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Disabled Toilet
I am in need of toiletAm also in wheelchairPlease tell me waiter, where it is?Certainly, up there….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Janitor
I am a happy janitor Of this modern towerI have a window with a view(And also have a shower)….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Next Best Seats
I’m sorry all the good seatsHave been taken sirNext best I can offer youIs these….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan Installs Another Toilet
I wanted a new toiletCall Stan they said, top manI left him to his business butGot problems with the pan….. Customer asks where to put his right leg?…. Pushed for space boss…. Want’s to know where’s the brown seat?…. Also sees a problem pissing when he’s drunk….. Jeez boss. Talk about fussy…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Rails
The inners did get worn outBut rails were still OKAnd as we’re on a budgetRecycled them hey hey….. Actually the innersFrom maker were delayedSo had to put some steps inSteps were put in, laid Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Blind
Up top we built a windowThen went to look for blindWe found the just right one we didWe’re pleased with what we find….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Balcony With a View
By law we had to build theseSo people could get airAlthough a bit too crowdedNo-one seems to care….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan Called In For A Stair Connection Job
We had a little problemConnecting level oneAnd level two togetherStan solved it, got job done…… We are very happy with Stan’s workmanship…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 