Whenever someone passed our doorThey thought Cilla was caughtDevised a way to overcomeAnd out the problem sort…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Flashback – ‘Macarena’ Los del Rio (1993)
Los Del Rio are a Spanish Latin pop and dance duo formed in 1962 by Antonio Romero Monge and Rafael Ruiz Perdigones. The song was written in 1993. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
The Perfect Seat For Your Loo
I like the feel of seashells when ISit on beach I doAnd thought why not extend ideaTo sitting on the loo Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Joy-flighting
Joy-flighting, seeing all the sightsGood heavens what’s down there?It looks much like a penis dearAnd one with half-shaved hair……. How embarrassing…. And one ball is bigger dear…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Priscilla Pushes Bunny Out
Bunny isn’t happyPriscilla’s kicked her outLikes her cage more than her cotBunny’s in a pout…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Nice View
Booked into a hotelAsked for room with viewMost of them were takenBut still had a few…. Always in demand sir…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flashback – ‘Kiosk’ Rumpelstilz (1976)
I’m sure you will all remember this smash hit from 1976 I only select the best for our FCS Flashback Hit Parade. Lyrics at end. Whatever they mean…. [Schtrofä 1]SoAer sammli ne guete ZwäckSince dä Fritz, where before mer steitDerby muesi sälber collect, we the so wyter geitSi wei aui öppis vo merDs Military uContinue reading “Flashback – ‘Kiosk’ Rumpelstilz (1976)”
Banister
As you slide down the banister of lifemay the splinters never point in the same way
Supremely Bad
I just don’t seem to have much luckIn turning election roundSupreme Court’s just said go get lostMy claims they’ve baseless found It’s all so unfair…. I even appointed three of them…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Christmas With the Seven Dwarfs 2020
The seven dwarfs have been advised(They think it’s awfully crappy)Can only meet in groups of sixAnd one of them’s not Happy
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 