Joe Balaz writes in Hawaiian Islands pidgin. He lives in Cleveland, Ohio CHILLING OUT RIGHT NOWEric stay chilling out right now but last night he wuz off of da chaincause he wen lose his temperand false crack his competition at da bar.Too much alcohol and testosteronewuz racing through his veinsand screwing up his brain.He couldn’tContinue reading “Guest Poet Joe Balaz ‘Chilling Out Right Now’”
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Stan Struggles with a Toilet Build
My neighbour said get Stan, DorisHe put our toilet inI plied him lots of bikkies/teaAnd stacks of tonic/gin…. Shit that was a hard one boss…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021 Me- note the platform you have to fold down to use it. Jeez, you wouldn’t want to be in a hurry. Or drunk. Doris says she’s veryContinue reading “Stan Struggles with a Toilet Build”
Stan Stocks the Shelf
They’ve given me this stuffTo find a place somewhereNow where would be most visible?I think I’ll put it there Where everyone can see it…. We getting lotsa sales…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On’ Jerry Lee Lewis (1957)
Jerry Lee Lewis is an American singer-songwriter who was born on September 29th in 1935. He’s a musician, and pianist, who is often known by his nickname of “The Killer” and is often viewed as “rock & roll’s first great wild man.” This performance was recorded live at Church Street Station in Orlando, Florida. DonContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On’ Jerry Lee Lewis (1957)”
Stan’s Breakthrough Invention
Invented something usefulTo make games really hardAm very proud of my new doubleSided playing cards Good onya Stan…… Thankyou…… I got lotsa orders…….. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan and Perc Sign-Paint the Road
Both Stan and Perc are educatedKnow their ABCAnd the right way round to put themOn the road safely…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Disabled Lift
We always do the right thing byDisabled, catering forA special lift just for their useTo get from floor to floor…. I shake my head at some of these real-life situations…….. I’ve left my baby waiting below.Our staff member is on tea break miss. Back in 5 min……. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Never raise your hands to your kids.It leaves your groin unprotected
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Changes’ (David Bowie) Band Geek
Lyrics below Oh yeahMm Still don’t know what I was waiting forAnd my time was running wild, a million dead-end streets andEvery time I thought I’d got it madeIt seemed the taste was not so sweetSo I turned myself to face meBut I’ve never caught a glimpseOf how the others must see the fakerI’m muchContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Changes’ (David Bowie) Band Geek”
Stan and Perc’s Building Stint in Las Vegas
We built way in the desertLittle houses (box)Using latest ticky-tacky(But with different locks)…. I can’t find my house mummy?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021