donmatthewspoetry

Listening to a record

I want to buy a recordDon’t really know quite whyBut must make sure I like itBefore deciding buy…. Do you remember this?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Mower

I need to mow my lawnBut it’s run out of gasGuess I’ll have to queue upAnd wait my turn… Don MatthewsApril 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Tel Aviv)

In 1909 100 people entered a lotteryto divvy up 12 acre plots in the sand dunes.This was the beginning of Tel Aviv

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Reelin’ in the Years’ Dukes of September

The Dukes of September was an American supergroup, formed in 2010 featuring Donald Fagen, Michael McDonald and Boz Scaggs. The project was a resurrection of the previous New York Rock and Soul Revue which featured the same three musicians and played a combination of hits from the members’ respective careers as well as a wide variety of covers Don MatthewsApril 2022

Thankyou Very Much

Thankyou very much In helping me to crossThere are no lights to help meWithout you I’m at loss…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Anti-Cunt Tablets

Should you need de-cuntingWe’ve made these just for youCuntnomorepaline (trade mark)Choogaloogaloo…. Don’t believe me do ya?…. Manufactured and marketed by alcotab….. Available over the counter at at your local chemist………. Brought to you by FCS’s de-cunting driveApril 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (library)

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tragedy

Write something incorporating the word ‘tragedy’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TRAGEDY I am a little tragedyWaiting happen toHave yet decided what thingWhat tragic thing to do Don’t panic Fan.. just joking……… |DM

Stan Enters the Local Brick Throwing Competition

Been doing lots of practiceKnow the judges tooMates and buddies all they areScorers fair and true…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Catering for Me. At Last

I’m not the normal personI’m in the drunken setClothes have been impossibleImpossible to get Until now…. Don MatthewsApril 2022