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Damn, Get Out, Inspect

I’ve just gone hit another carDamn, get out, inspectShit, what’s happening to my car?…. Nothing to laugh about here…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 25, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, collision, humour, poetry4 Comments on Damn, Get Out, Inspect

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (Australian moth)

And it can fly……

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 25, 2022Posted inLittle-known facts8 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – (Australian moth)

Ralph Visits the Playground

Ralph is FCS resident dog| It’s nice to sit here watchingAll the kiddies playShit, something bit me…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 25, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Ralph Visits the Playground

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the groundand I’ll show you a man who can’tget his pants off

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 25, 2022Posted inQuotes, UncategorizedTags:feet on ground, quote1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Offline

I may need to have computer repairs doneand be offline for a few days

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 25, 2022Posted inUncategorized9 Comments on Offline

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Papa was a Rollin’ Stone’ Daryl’s Place DRAFT

Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 25, 2022Posted inDaily music videoTags:daryl's place, papa was a rolling stoneLeave a comment on FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Papa was a Rollin’ Stone’ Daryl’s Place DRAFT

What is Your Object?

What is your object in doing this?What are you doing it for?Is it some scientific experiment?What are you doing it for?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 24, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, science experiment3 Comments on What is Your Object?

Photo Time Kids

Mum will take your photo kidsStand here, nice big smileA nice day at the beach todayThat’s it, nice big smile…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 24, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, photograph, poetry, seaside2 Comments on Photo Time Kids

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Standard

Write something incorporating the word ‘standard’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SLIPPING STANDARD My standard has been slippingWhy you ask? why for?My brain is getting overloadedDat is why, what for Oh…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 24, 2022Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeTags:humour, overload, standard2 Comments on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Standard

Priscilla Asks

Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food? meow……

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 24, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, cat food, mouse2 Comments on Priscilla Asks

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