donmatthewspoetry

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (elephant)

Stan’s Landscape Consulting Service

We wondered what to plant hereGo see Stan they saidCame up with the perfect answerSaid he used his head…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rabid

Write something incorporating the word ‘rabid’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RABID Rabid looked at backwardsIs d-i-b-a-rWhat a load of nonsenseWhich I good am are A dibar is a two-pronged bar Fan…… Betcha didn’t know that?…… Useful in Aus for taming kangaroos…… DM

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Baby Bye Bye’ Live from Daryl’s House

Don Matthews|May 2022

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

When going from bad to worse,always get a return ticket

Ralph Learns a New Trick

Ralph is FCS resident dog The purpose of my trick(Been practising some time)Takes coordinationGetting things in line….. More practice needed mate……. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Hot Water Lack Of

Whenever we run outOf shower water (hot)We use simple solutionEasy easy wot?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

I’ve Lost My Ship

I am an alienHave lost my shipI’m hoping down hereOver it I might trip…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (statue of liberty)

Gawd, she looks grumpy?….

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (beach shower)

Pick me pick me….