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This Handy Thing

To line our clients eyelashesThis handy thing we useYo line them with mascaraThis handy thing we use DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 16, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:eye, eyelashes, humour, mascara, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on This Handy Thing

Hiss

My cat is happyDoing thisShe doesn’t mindDon’t even hiss DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 16, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Hiss

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sincere

Write something incorporating the word ‘sincere’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SINCERE Today’s word is sincereSynonym (yep) profoundAm sorry but this rhyme does notIt does not come with sound Sorry…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 16, 2023Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeTags:humour, nonsense, ode, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sincere

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (car)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 16, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (car)

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (chess)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 16, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:chessLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (chess)

FCS Daily Music Video ‘Rock and Roll Music’ Ronnie Wood, Imelda May

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 16, 2023Posted inDaily music videoTags:imelda may, rock and roll music, ronnie woodLeave a comment on FCS Daily Music Video ‘Rock and Roll Music’ Ronnie Wood, Imelda May

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Committee

Write something incorporating the word ‘committee’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO COMMITTEE I’m running out of ideasRunning out of steamWill fill gap with committeeDespite still being keen DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 15, 2023Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeTags:humour, nonsense, ode, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Committee

Gate Attendant

I’ve got a real important jobGate-raising up and downI have a special uniformOf black (not colour brown) DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:colour, gate, humour, poetry, rhyme, uniformLeave a comment on Gate Attendant

Bank Transvaalia

We at Bank TransvaaliaAsk our customersHelp in counting moneyCounting money out DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 15, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:bank, humour, money, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Bank Transvaalia

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Walt Disney)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things Walt Disney explaining Mickey Mouse to cat 1930

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 15, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:cat, micky mouse, walt disneyLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Walt Disney)

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