I just installed a toilet
Was pushed for bit of space
But colour matching I did choose
It was it’s saving grace….
Yes boss?……
The customer asks how he’s going to piss when drunk?……
Also why he didn’t get a brown seat?……
Don Matthews
June 2021
Stan Installs Another Toilet
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 
Like the steps up to the throne.
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Didn’t think of it like that…..
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Great choice of colour Stan
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Yeah, brown for the floor white for tiles. Good compromise…….
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🤪
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Red walls, purple floor your toilet? Call Stan…he’s got colours to suit all silly combinations done by previous workers…he just sighs in dismay at stupid things done by previous tiler/wallers……
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hmm I want grass green floor, blue ceiling and yellow walls
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My you are adventurous. I’m sure he can acommodate you….
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Stan is accommodating like that…
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Toilets are in these days.
More than just pots of piss and poop. 🙂
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Did I tell you Stan’s just installed one in Buckingham Palace’s Entrance Hall as a flower chalice? Gosh, he’ll be getting ‘to the Queen’ after his name next…..TMTTQ..toilet maker to the Queen……can you do a little potty for under my bed Stan?……
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