I have myself a flash Porsche(As well as a flash truck)Have on the bumper bar of Porsche‘Poverty it sucks’ Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Monthly Archives: February 2021
Lightening Strike
I don’t like using this expletive but rhyme made me do it Was sitting in my carA bolt of lightening struckThe car ended up bit worse for wearShit I said, (and fuck)……. The tyres prevent earthing and electrocution. The steel frame acts as a Faraday cage spreading the electricity around it. I’m not sure ifContinue reading “Lightening Strike”
Go Girl – For When the Need Arises
Ladies no longer need sittingOr when in the bush needing squatJust bring out your trusty pink FUDAnd show (like a man) what you’ve got No sitting on more dirty toiletsNo queuing to get in a stallJust whip out your trusty pink FUDFind tree and just let nature call Although my verse here might sound flippantFUDsContinue reading “Go Girl – For When the Need Arises”
FCS Daily Music Video – Blues Jam on a Street Piano
Enjoy Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Pumpkin Shotting
Hubby’s into pumpkin shottingWanting greatest lengthGood for exercisingGood for muscle strength……. Well done dear…..a new record….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Stan the Armoured Truck Driver
Apologies for f______ expletive. It’s not me. Rhyme made me do it. I am a real proud driverOf an armored truckAm in a bit of trouble hereCan’t find the key, damn, fuck………. You didn’t leave it in the ignition did you?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Turn Right Dear
My wife and I were driving homeRoad goes right here dearObeyed because she’s always rightAnd ended up in here……… Sorry dear…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
I’m Not A Top-Rate Poet
I’m not a top-rate poetI just sit on a ledgeAnd play around with poetryAnd fritter round the edge My rhymes are always shortTo join my fleeting thoughtWell I’ll be, it doth seemI’ve gone and changed rhyme scheme Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
FCS Daily Music Video – Soul Train Line ‘BT Express’ (1975)
Soul Train is an American music-dance television program which aired from October 2, 1971, to March 27, 2006. In its 35-year history, the show primarily featured performances by R&B, soul, dance/pop, and hip hop artists, although funk, jazz, disco, and gospel artists also appeared. The series was created by Don Cornelius, who also served as its firstContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – Soul Train Line ‘BT Express’ (1975)”
Whimper Whimper
Been doing this to RalphSince he was a pupWhimper whimper give me moreAlways laps it up……… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 