Went and bought this toy Tried to be discreteJust received it in the postAnd look what I did meet Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Monthly Archives: December 2020
Ellen and Portia’s New Upgrade
Forgot Portia. Sorry…. Ellen and Portia have just sold their houseBalinese style, 33 millTraded it in for a much nicer oneOnly paid 49 mill Neighbours now Megan and HarryTo friend with and form a close bondPriciest ever sold in the areaComplete with a large lily pond How nice…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Poet Don Reporting on World Techno Music Day 9 December
December 9 is WorldTechno Music DayHere’s a special techno trackFor Ingrid (groove away) You will all have heard this but not know its name Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Back in the Day. Do You Remember?
Do you remember sayingThis often-said one-linerYou wouldn’t do something forAll the tea in China? Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Mc Donalds Child-Friendly High Chair
I love Mc Donalds mummyI need sit in high chairSCREAM! no way I’ll sit in thatIt frightens me it scares But Ronald made it specially for you …. I don’t like it mummy…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Priscilla and Her New Sleeping Cot
Bought Priscilla this sleeping cotI thought she’d be impressedShe dug into recycle binAnd likes this one the best Little shit…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Poet Don Reporting on the Bonobos Strange Habit
The bonobos (a species of ape)Is prized for it’s spiral-shaped dung (just joking)It shows its affection to othersBy kissing other apes with its tongue We do that too…. Is your dung spiral?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Musicians Then and Now – Creedence Clearwater Revival
Creedence Clearwater Revival were an American rock band between 1968 and 1972 playing ‘swamp rock’. Lead singer/songwriter John Fogerty now in his 70’s shows no sign of slowing down Lyrics and song meaning at end Song Meaning Basically it means you go through some tough times, but you get back on your feet and everythingContinue reading “Musicians Then and Now – Creedence Clearwater Revival”
Priscilla’s on a Diet
We put Priscilla on a dietWhich she seems to hateIt’s causing lots of problems hereNot going good , not great…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Priscilla Welcomes the Maintenance Man
The maintenance man did come todayPriscilla meowed real sweetSeems he misinterpretedHer meow when they did meet Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 