Here at FCS we encourage all things whacky. Clever whacky. For this reason we were thrilled when Rick and his cast of idiots knocked on our door and asked if they could perform for us. Here’s Rick and his idiotic team on American Bandstand in the early 90’s Take it away Rick…… In keeping withContinue reading “Flashback – ‘Disco Duck’ Rick Dees and his Cast of Idiots”
Monthly Archives: November 2020
History Repeats
How history repeats itselfWhen Rome burned Nero fiddledWhen US suffered Trump Golfed Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Stan, Toilet Stall Consultant
I had this bright idea I didTo see if toilet stallHad someone in it doing whatOr no-one in at all We are very happy with Stan’s work. We recommend him for any toilet stall peer-ins Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
FCS Team Now Back in Operation
We’re back in operationBack in Matthews modeBack with WordPress magicNo need to learn no code Whoopee…. Me, Priscilla, Skip, Poet Don and Class (Tommy, Dauphine, Johnny, Mazie)November 2020
Everyone is Mortal RIP David Bowie
David Bowie was an English singer/songwriter/actorHe came to public attention in 1969 with the Space OddityThe BBC featured the song in it’s TV coverage of the Apollo 11 lunar missionwhich took place a few days after the song’s releaseHe died on 10 January 2016 of liver cancer, age 69 Everyone is mortalEveryone will dieDavid BowieContinue reading “Everyone is Mortal RIP David Bowie”
The Origin of the Letter W
Have you ever wonderedHow this letter grewInto our vocabularyAs double, double U ? No? The Roman alphabet did notHave a WTo fill this gap they used insteadTwo U’s (the double U) UU then morphed into W Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Everyone Is Mortal RIP Ritchie Valens
Ritchie Valens was a Mexican/American singer/songwriter who died in a plane crash along with Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper in 1959, age 17 Everyone is mortalEveryone will dieRitchie Valens passed awayMany said goodbye Reader you are mortalReader you will dieEven I as poetSome day I will die Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Groan
Still haven’t got my ‘puterI’m in a lotta painAm getting ‘drawel symptomsI’m going mad, insane feel for you buddy Thanks mate….. Skip is getting worried‘Cilla won’t stop meowingPoet Don’s beside himselfWith all this lack of knowing Poet Don and class L to R Tommy, Dauphine, Johnny, Mazie What’s going on Poet Don? Well class, FCSContinue reading “Groan”
Which Witch?
If two witches would watch two watches Which witch would watch which watch? dunno…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Sitting and Waiting
I’m sitting in the libraryUsing their computerNot feeling very happyNot saying yep, you beauter I’m waiting here real patientlyFor the tech to ringComputer’s fixed Don, come collect800 dollars bring Shit!…… you’ll survive
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 