They’re banning plastic straws here‘Bout time I say, hoorayWill they be wrapped in plasticAs in the USA? Don MatthewsSeptember 2020 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6914198/starbucks-causes-a-stir-over-its-new-individually-plastic-wrapped-paper-straws/
Monthly Archives: September 2020
Trump Tramples on Judges Dying Wish
Supreme Judge Ruth Bader GinsburgWhen dying made one final wishHer replacement be after the electionTo which Trump simply said rubbish, pish Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Poet Don also gets Buggered
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different At end of day PD is buggeredWorks hard at FCSHe wants to please the ManagementAnd wishes them success At times we’re all like Poet Don(Buggered, end of day)Even his creator isWhat more is there to say? zzzzzzz…. Wake up…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Poet Don’s Class Love Mr Bogdan. Can They Please Have Another Drawing They Ask?
See link below for Mr Bogdan’s first contact with Poet Don and the class FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don runs the FCS Childrens Education UnitHe is devoted to giving the children a firm groundingfor their journey in life All the kiddies love him Hello again Mr BogdanThe class reallyContinue reading “Poet Don’s Class Love Mr Bogdan. Can They Please Have Another Drawing They Ask?”
Is it Wurse? Or Worse? Dunno….
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I write for my amusementTo stop me getting boreIf you like me, hop on boardThere’s room for plenty more When I write rhyme, rhyme and rhythm (scansion) take priority over everything else. You know I mean ‘bored’ and not ‘bore’, but ‘bored’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘more’.Continue reading “Is it Wurse? Or Worse? Dunno….”
My Medical Condition
Dealing with mental heath issuesStep 1 Talk about itSo I am I have a medical conditionIt’s caused me lots of strifeAs well as family and friendsAll through my live-long life What is this med conditionThis one you speak of Don?I’ll write a poem ’bout itAnd post it later on OK…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Haiku Conversations
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different haiku 3 lines 5-7-5 syllable count I don’t like haikusAbout birds and fluffy stuffGimme something good How about this? Haiku – White Screen Admiring white screenProduct of many hours workAm pleased with result Don Matthews June 2019 That’s good…. Thankyou…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
A Word from Poet Don about his Creator
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I would like to say a few words about the person who thought me up His neurons are a’racingA thousand knots an hourSailing in their cranial seaSplish-splashing with great power PDSeptember 2020 What a silly rhyme PD……. You do better then…..
Back in the Day, Mr Whippy
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry, and exploring things different Here comes Mr WhippyIn his icecream vanGreensleaves through loudspeakersWhich governments now ban Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Mr Bogdan Has Drawn a Friendly Kitty for Poet Don’s Class
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Hands up all those who like kitties?…. (Sea of hands….) Mr Bogdan has drawn one specially for you /\_/\(=’ ᴗ’ )(, (“) (“) Oooh….. What do you say? Thankyou Mr Bogdan….. The children seem impressed with your drawing ability. Have you considered a teaching aid artContinue reading “Mr Bogdan Has Drawn a Friendly Kitty for Poet Don’s Class”