FCS focuses on humour,
offbeat poetry and exploring things different

I write for my amusement
To stop me getting bore
If you like me, hop on board
There’s room for plenty more
When I write rhyme, rhyme and rhythm (scansion)
take priority over everything else.
You know I mean ‘bored’ and not ‘bore’, but ‘bored’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘more’. So I have to bend the grammar rules to make it fit. This causes great distress to the rule-making Grammar Board. Tuff I say.
The Grammar Board don’t like me
They say this man’s a curse
I think I better finish now
Before I get much wurse
Or is it worse?….
Don Matthews
September 2020
I like your vurse
But the rules are a cerse.
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The Grammar Board don’t like me
Cos I don’t use the words
They’ve written in their Bible
(Mine they have never heard).
Tuff GB. Get lost…..
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