I specialize in puttingTaps in awkward placesMake them easy to accessIn all the tightest spaces…. Call Stan the tight tap specialist…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Stan Does Another Advertising Job
The 9 store they wanted a front signI thought yep, I’ll give this a whirlI know exactly where I can place itComplete with an 9-loving girl…. Problem boss?……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Applies His University Learning
I went to universityStudied countries (all)Use in my design workEiffel Tower is tall…. Eiffel Tower is tall. Visit when you next in New York. Or Sweden…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Changes the Engine Oil
I gotta change the engine oilPour in (glug glug) all goneHang on something don’t seem rightWhat is going on?…. Oil, not refrigerant idiot…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Demonstrates New Tricks
Stan is going to show usNew tricks in his machineTricks he’s never done beforeTricks we’ve never seen…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan’s First Go at Street Cleaning
Stan is so excitedFirst go at cleaning streetHe’s passed his first-time lessonNow into meet and greet…. Yes, it was someone on a motorbike. Sheesh!…… Sadly Stan got fired after this…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 Maybe it was fumigating the street? hmmm
Stan In Builds a Bike Lane
I’ve built a lot of bikeLanes(I’m expert in)Avoid obstructions is the ruleI many contracts win…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Inspects Possible Problem
It looks you could have troubleIn this corner hereI recommend a shrink-wrap jobShrink wrap round the pier Will it work Stan?….. Done plenty jobs before…… Customers very happy…… All above will be safe. No probs…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan’s Bike Saddle Company
We specialize in makingSaddles for all bikesDifferent colours red/blue/pinkMany people like…. Jeez coach these pink ones are comfy……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan’s Signwriting Company
I went to universityLearnt to hone my craftAdvertising signboardsNo longer are they daft…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 