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Stan. Tight Tap Specialist

I specialize in puttingTaps in awkward placesMake them easy to accessIn all the tightest spaces…. Call Stan the tight tap specialist…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 20, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan, tap6 Comments on Stan. Tight Tap Specialist

Stan Does Another Advertising Job

The 9 store they wanted a front signI thought yep, I’ll give this a whirlI know exactly where I can place itComplete with an 9-loving girl…. Problem boss?……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 17, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:advertising, humour, poetry, stan4 Comments on Stan Does Another Advertising Job

Stan Applies His University Learning

I went to universityStudied countries (all)Use in my design workEiffel Tower is tall…. Eiffel Tower is tall. Visit when you next in New York. Or Sweden…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:eiffel tower, humour, new york, poetry, stan, Sweden3 Comments on Stan Applies His University Learning

Stan Changes the Engine Oil

I gotta change the engine oilPour in (glug glug) all goneHang on something don’t seem rightWhat is going on?…. Oil, not refrigerant idiot…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 11, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, car refrigerant, humour, oil, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan Changes the Engine Oil

Stan Demonstrates New Tricks

Stan is going to show usNew tricks in his machineTricks he’s never done beforeTricks we’ve never seen…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 11, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:front end loader, humour, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan Demonstrates New Tricks

Stan’s First Go at Street Cleaning

Stan is so excitedFirst go at cleaning streetHe’s passed his first-time lessonNow into meet and greet…. Yes, it was someone on a motorbike. Sheesh!…… Sadly Stan got fired after this…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 Maybe it was fumigating the street? hmmm

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan, street sweeper2 Comments on Stan’s First Go at Street Cleaning

Stan In Builds a Bike Lane

I’ve built a lot of bikeLanes(I’m expert in)Avoid obstructions is the ruleI many contracts win…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bike track, humour, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan In Builds a Bike Lane

Stan Inspects Possible Problem

It looks you could have troubleIn this corner hereI recommend a shrink-wrap jobShrink wrap round the pier Will it work Stan?….. Done plenty jobs before…… Customers very happy…… All above will be safe. No probs…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 4, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, pier collapse, poetry, restaurant, stan2 Comments on Stan Inspects Possible Problem

Stan’s Bike Saddle Company

We specialize in makingSaddles for all bikesDifferent colours red/blue/pinkMany people like…. Jeez coach these pink ones are comfy……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 3, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bike saddles, humour, poetry, stanLeave a comment on Stan’s Bike Saddle Company

Stan’s Signwriting Company

I went to universityLearnt to hone my craftAdvertising signboardsNo longer are they daft…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 1, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, signwriting, stan1 Comment on Stan’s Signwriting Company

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