I love my animalsAnd must participateThey have no others wanting toIt’s only me to date…. Perc has offered to join me. Good buddy is Perc…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
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Stan Builds 999 Emergency Phone
Because I am real good at maths(I passed at infant school)They chose me (Stan) to make thisI showed them I’m no fool…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Solves a Gate Problem
I specialize installing gatesKeeping people outThe owner wanted one for thatKeeping people out…. Problem boss?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Dries the Clothes
Rain is pelting down outsideDrier’s gone to packFound a nice alternative(Ideas I do not lack)…. Have you seen my drier luv?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Picks Up His Car on the 23rd
Got a letter telling meConstruction (when begins)23rd of June it saidGotta get car, go in…. 23rd was yesterday mate…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Goes Swimming
I’m getting real excitedTime to take a swimGotta watch my step toClear the concrete rim…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Flies the Ceremonial Helicopter
They asked me to fly the helicopterFor their special paradeI feel humbled, feel very proudA skill for which I’m made…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan on Important (but simple) Crane Job
I went to universityLearnt to drive a craneJob here looks quite simpleDoes not require a brain…. What did I do wrong?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Trains for his Pilots Licence
Decided I would likeTo learn to fly a planeLooks quite simple, easyMy licence (yep) to gain…. We think you could do with a bit more practice…… I turned the wheel left and it moved right ? Why?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Applies His Mathematical Genius
Just started making rulersDividing up the scaleMath-matical precisionI’m good at, never fail…. Mummy, I measured with my new rulerand my teacher says I don’t know what I’m talking about?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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