Who watches the watchmenWhile the watchmen are watching watch? Centuries Ago Juvenal asked his readerIn Satires book he wroteWho does watch the watchmanWhile watchmen watching watch? Adelaide 2022 Investigating watchmenBreached international law$20,000 dollars cost usWatchmen watched no more Juvenal’s question may be centuries old, but given recent events, it’s no less pertinent in Adelaide todayContinue reading “Who Watches the Watchmen?”
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Denim Venom
Wherefore is thy sting my dear?Wherefore is thy venom?I see you’re wearing dearest brandDearest brand of denim? High class bitch…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
I’m Throwing a Party for Reaching 666 Followers
I’m throwing me a partyFor reaching 6-6-6My followers all read my postsSome even read times six Thankyou to all my followersIt means a lot to me…… You’ve only got 10…… What?…… I had myself a partyOnly 10 turned upRest sent their apologiesOtherwise engaged…. Moral – don’t believe number of so-called ‘followers’. Means nothing…… Don MatthewsJanuaryContinue reading “I’m Throwing a Party for Reaching 666 Followers”
I’ve Reached 666 Followers. Yay!
Don’t need congratulationsNor ringing bell ding dingI’ve reached 6-6-6 followersWhich doesn’t mean a thing What matters is the comments andLikes which I do getAnd not 6-6-6 followersOf which I’ve never met There is no correlation‘Tween followers and likesIt’s just a feel-good ploy usedAnd doesn’t mean a thing Go home….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Harry Styles on the Red Carpet
Harry you’veShown styleWinsome lookUpon your dial Dash of tatPlenty ringsPeeking crossRing-a-ding Scroll down nowOn the redHarry noMore done said…. I forgot the boa? Sorry…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
We Believe in Starting Young
We bought her her own IpadWhile young to make a startLearning ’bout technologyBut still make little farts…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Tall Poppy
I’ve just started to blossomJust broken through the groundHave to watch the mowerKeen to cut me down…. Some potential tall poppies given support and attention develop into true tall poppies as illustrated at back Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Red Carpet
We came here in a limousineRed carpet they rolled outWe’re from the High SocietyThat’s what we’re all about…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Some People Will Capitalise on Anything
2020, I’ve just found outWho this saga writOne in which he specialisesLeft me feeling shit…. I won’t be watching any more of his…… Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Introducing Little Timmy Troller
Waiting on a better pic from Timmy’s mother I am a little trollerOn the internetLooking for an unsuspectingBlogger I can get Beware of little TimmyWhen he comes for youYou’ll find he has no website(Costs too much to do….) Don MatthewsMay 2021 We wish Timmy all the bestduring his stay on FCS