Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Ava was a sweetieDoing all God’s willShe claimed to be his puppetAttached strings (she paid bill)…. All were happy….. Production Notes Perc on ladder kept strings up Post Production Notes Ava, in her kindness, has sent us her record With God pulling the strings ThankyouContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Ava Job”
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Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Holy Milkmen Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc When this lot (led by Slade ) came inWe both thought holy cowThey carried with them quarts of loveWhat job have we got now? Production Notes White milking suits Studio wardrobe Post Production Notes Slade was so impressed he gave us a copy of theirContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Holy Milkmen Job”
Yummy Butter
My mummy told me butterIs good for me to eatI eat it by the spoonfulSitting in my seat…. This ad would be banned today…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Ripped Out the Heart and Soul of Me
Michigan Theatre 4000 seats I once hadThey came from near and farRipped out the heart and soul of meNow only storing cars A remnant of my opulenceLooks out upon the carsRipped out the heart and soul of meNow only storing cars Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Glenn Danzig Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Danzig was a punkerSpecialised in catsHow could we not refuse himBut had no mat for sat He said no worries….. Production Notes Cat by Glenn. Isn’t he sweet. The cat Post Production Notes Glenn is in big demand for cat commecials these daysPunk vs PussyContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Glenn Danzig Job”
Fairy Soap
Have you washed yourself today?You do so slightly smellCan I suggest some Fairy Soap?(It comes in bar or gel)…. This ad would be banned today…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan and his FedUp Truck
Not only is my truck fed upBut fed up I am tooWhy did my truck go do this? Dunno…. Seems Stan’s in a spot of bother…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Excluded She Waits
The bride in the cornerExcluded, she waitsWhile groom in the meantimeJoins in with his mates…. Don Matthews October 2021
Land Sale
Get in nice and early folksLand is going cheap‘Fore the glitz and glitterYour chance to make a heap…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Greggie Kendrick Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Greggie Kendrick (poor kid)Wanted cover showingThat he had been interfered withShowing he’d been touched Production Notes Greggie put on a real ‘I’ve been interfered with’ lookPoor kid. Look how weak-framed he is said Perc Post Production Notes After surviving his ‘being touched’ experiencehe sent usContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Greggie Kendrick Job”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 