poetry – Page 308 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Eddie

I’m getting little cramped in hereAnd also not quite wholePlease get me out and functioningInto my proper role…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Stan the Professional Erector

I am a trained erectorService round the clockMy work stands straight, does not fall downSolid as a rock…. I need your services Stan…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

General

I was a general in the warMany years agoFamous have I now becomeBut then I didn’t know…. Why has he become famous?The term ‘sideburns’ came from him…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Limousine

A lot of limousines todayAround for special thingsHello? just passed another oneRing-a-ding-a-ding…. You can hire it for a modest fee Fandango (candles included) Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Cocky

I love my cockyMy cocky loves meHe’s having his swing timeScroll down and see…. This is not me…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

I Gotta Forehead Problem

I’m inna lot of troubleYou could say in deep shitLook what’s growing on my foreheadSee why I’m in shit?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Doorway

I came in through one doorwayI’m sure this was the oneWhy can’t I go back through it?Whatever’s going on?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Mrs Miller’s Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Mrs Miller was a sweetiePractised every dayTrilling here and trilling thereWhat more can I say? Production Notes Studio rose garden was in full bloom at the timeDoesn’t she look sweet? Post Production Notes In appreciation for our efforts she sent us a copy of herContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Mrs Miller’s Job”

Rails

I’m into practice liftingUp myself on railsJust spied a nice one up ahead…. Shit…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Wedding Wine

It’s lovely getting marriedSharing sips of wineFollowed by receptionWhere we all will dine…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021