We sell all types of instant lawnFrom fescue, couch and ryeJust have a look at sample boardOutside as you pass by…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Tag Archives: poetry
Give It a Whirl Why Don’t You
We’re gonna start a businessSpread it round the worldNot sure it will take offAt least we’ll have a whirl…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Listening to a record
I want to buy a recordDon’t really know quite whyBut must make sure I like itBefore deciding buy…. Do you remember this?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Mower
I need to mow my lawnBut it’s run out of gasGuess I’ll have to queue upAnd wait my turn… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Thankyou Very Much
Thankyou very much In helping me to crossThere are no lights to help meWithout you I’m at loss…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Anti-Cunt Tablets
Should you need de-cuntingWe’ve made these just for youCuntnomorepaline (trade mark)Choogaloogaloo…. Don’t believe me do ya?…. Manufactured and marketed by alcotab….. Available over the counter at at your local chemist………. Brought to you by FCS’s de-cunting driveApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tragedy
Write something incorporating the word ‘tragedy’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TRAGEDY I am a little tragedyWaiting happen toHave yet decided what thingWhat tragic thing to do Don’t panic Fan.. just joking……… |DM
Stan Enters the Local Brick Throwing Competition
Been doing lots of practiceKnow the judges tooMates and buddies all they areScorers fair and true…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Catering for Me. At Last
I’m not the normal personI’m in the drunken setClothes have been impossibleImpossible to get Until now…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Wodney Wabbit
Come to Wodney sweetheartEaster time is hereWabbits hopping all aroundGiving Easter cheer…. We seem to have a problem Wodney (store manager)……… She want’s red eggs not yellow….. I said we’ve run out. Delays in re-stocking. Covid etc…. She just screamed louder…… Don MatthewsHappy EasterApril 2022
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