Write something incorporating the word ‘procure’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PROCURE Come on mind procure meAn idea for my rhymeIt says it’s still el blankoCome back another time Hopeless Fan…… DM
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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rebuttal
Write something incorporating the word ‘rebuttal’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REBUTTAL Today my ode is complexContains the word rebuttalMy mind has gone el blankoCan only think of cuttle Ten-armed oval-bodied cephalopodwith narrow fins as long as the bodyand a large calcareous internal shell…… How’s aboutContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rebuttal”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Rae Bourbon Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Rae had an operationChanged his sex to herCovered for the recordWithout an um or err Production Notes Dress Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s hairdressing to the stars Photographer Perc succeeded in getting that serious let-me-tell-you-about lookWell done Perc Rae told us all theContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Rae Bourbon Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Age
Write something incorporating the word ‘age’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO AGE Gotta use today in odeUse (yep) word (yep) ageIng I am with every dayDoh-si-doh-si-day ?? DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Blissful
Write something incorporating the word ‘blissful’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BLISSFUL I’m feeling kinda blissfulWalking in a dreamMind is down, el blankoCan only think of cream Yep…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Impregnable
Write something incorporating the word ‘impregnable’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO IMPREGNABLE My brain it is impregnableFortified with boneWhat a useless poemWhat a useless pome I tried Fan… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Pact
Write something incorporating the word ‘pact’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PACT The second line of ode tonightContains the word (yep) pactThe third line can be anythingThe fourth contains word whacked Best I could do Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Caveat
Write something incorporating the word ‘caveat’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CAVEAT Don’t take all odes as seriousThis caveat’s aboutI’m running out of ideasMy brain is wearing out DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Sharla and Tommy Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Little Sharla, TommySweet (and holding hands)Looking for the unseenFor the unseen hand Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s hairdressing to the stars Photographer Perc got that lovelyunseen-hand smileWell done Perc Perc suggested standing on the handTommy and Sharla liked the ideaContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Sharla and Tommy Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Picturesque
Write something incorporating the word ‘picturesque’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PICTURESQUE Picturesque have problems withHard word (yep) to rhymeGuess I’ll have to fall back onMy usual nonsense grime DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 