light switch – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

You will never hit the right switchon the first attempt in someone else’s bathroom

Light Switch (Stan installed)

I am an aged care residentGone dark, needs turn on lightShit! what’s that loud whoop whooping sound?I just switched on a light?…. Manager John – I think we need to call installer Stan back……. I nearly had a heart attack John…… Don MatthewsJune 2021