I am an expert lifterI got great muscles/pecsAll the girls do love meLove my muscles/pecs Scroll down… DM
Tag Archives: humour
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Offset
Write something incorporating the word ‘offset’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO OFFSET (Yep) today is Sunday‘Tis my day of restGotta use word offsetThere, I done my best DM
Feet
Daddy I am frightenedI’ll protect you sweetNo need for to worryJust lend me you feet Scroll down… Shit daddy…… DM
Stan. Building Demolisher
Stan is a man of many talents.We at FCS are privileged to be associated with him My service is in great demandEmploys just me (hence cheap)Safety first I buildings fellBuildings tall and steep Scroll down for Stan… Contact Stan for your next build demolish…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Fiery
Write something incorporating the word ‘fiery’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FIERY My odes are never fieryIn fact they’re kinda dampMy head is useless, emptyAm thinking postage stamp ? DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Migrate
Write something incorporating the word ‘migrate’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MIGRATE Today’s word (yep) is migrateAntonym remainMy head’s still empty, uselessCan only think of chrain A relish in Ashkenazi Jewish cuisine,consisting of grated horseradish, vinegar,sugar, salt, and optionally beetroot…… Well I’ll be…… DM
Latest Attraction
Welcome to the latestAddition to our parkRoaming free and friendlyFriendly in the park Scroll down… DM
Brolly
Need to take my brollyBrolly for the rainDespite it being very lightI need it for the rain Scroll down… DM
Help Me Son
Help me sonTo do itLike I showed youTo do it Scroll down… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Accent
Write something incorporating the word ‘accent’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ACCENT I’m running out of ideasRunning out of steamI gotta use word accentMy head is useless, lean DM