humour – Page 56 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Puncture

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘puncture’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PUNCTURE Puncture is our challengePuncture is our challI’m thinking really seriousCan only think of dal A metric unit of volume or capacity equal to 10 liters…… Well I’ll be…… DM

Bobby

Has anyone seen Bobby?Bobby is my sonI cannot seem to find himBobby, Bobby son? Scroll down… Mummy?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Omit

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘omit’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO OMIT Typing (yep) upon my seatOn my seat I sitThinking up a last line that IThat I can’t omit DM

Game of Year

If you look real closelyThe horse is far from hereIt is a very far awayIt got game of the year Scroll down… Wow…… DM

I Want a Change of Occupation

I want a change of occupationI’m tired of being meCall my current numberScroll down and have looksee DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Slimy

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘slimy’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SLIMY (Yep) today is Sunday(Yep) my day of restStill, I’ll use word slimyThere, I done my best DM

Alligator

I am an alligator‘Gator upside downPrinted on a onesiePrinted upside down Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Bottom

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘bottom’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BOTTOM Today (yep yep) is SaturdayTime to write a rhymeStart ‘Today’ and finishingWith a bottom line DM

Quap

Hello? my name’s HenryHenry, I am eightLearning ’bout my ap wordsKeeping up to date Scroll down… What’s a quap mummy?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Intermission

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘intermission’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INTERMISSION Intermission backwardsIs mission (yep yep) interThe weather here is changingChanging (yep) to winter DM