FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Dogs prefer reggaeThey also like soft rockTo other types of musicIt’s true, do not me mock Well I’ll be…. Thankyou…. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38757761 I’m gonna put aContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Musical Taste of Dogs”
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Anagramming POSTMEN
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry, and exploring things different If you rearrange The letters of POSTMEN They get really upset…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Poet Don also gets Buggered
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different At end of day PD is buggeredWorks hard at FCSHe wants to please the ManagementAnd wishes them success At times we’re all like Poet Don(Buggered, end of day)Even his creator isWhat more is there to say? zzzzzzz…. Wake up…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Poet Don’s Class Love Mr Bogdan. Can They Please Have Another Drawing They Ask?
See link below for Mr Bogdan’s first contact with Poet Don and the class FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don runs the FCS Childrens Education UnitHe is devoted to giving the children a firm groundingfor their journey in life All the kiddies love him Hello again Mr BogdanThe class reallyContinue reading “Poet Don’s Class Love Mr Bogdan. Can They Please Have Another Drawing They Ask?”
Is it Wurse? Or Worse? Dunno….
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I write for my amusementTo stop me getting boreIf you like me, hop on boardThere’s room for plenty more When I write rhyme, rhyme and rhythm (scansion) take priority over everything else. You know I mean ‘bored’ and not ‘bore’, but ‘bored’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘more’.Continue reading “Is it Wurse? Or Worse? Dunno….”
Haiku Conversations
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different haiku 3 lines 5-7-5 syllable count I don’t like haikusAbout birds and fluffy stuffGimme something good How about this? Haiku – White Screen Admiring white screenProduct of many hours workAm pleased with result Don Matthews June 2019 That’s good…. Thankyou…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
A Word from Poet Don about his Creator
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I would like to say a few words about the person who thought me up His neurons are a’racingA thousand knots an hourSailing in their cranial seaSplish-splashing with great power PDSeptember 2020 What a silly rhyme PD……. You do better then…..
Back in the Day, Mr Whippy
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry, and exploring things different Here comes Mr WhippyIn his icecream vanGreensleaves through loudspeakersWhich governments now ban Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Inspire Me Coffee, Please?
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m sitting in my cafeWanting some inspireStaring at me coffeeWaiting brain to fire Hello? I feel ignition?Neurons taking offTelling me to write aboutMy cappuccino froth What a load of twaddle… Sorry readers…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Poet Don Ponders Exams
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetry and exploring things different A thought for you my followersWe’re all ears Poet Don….Life is like a maths examProblems go on and on A comforting thought…. Thankyou….
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 