I had a bit of problemFell into the lakeDidn’t go quite under(Still selfies you can take)…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Gym
We focus on healthyBeverages for allNo fizzy drinks hereJust water that’s all…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Float
Write something incorporating the word ‘float’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FLOAT I feel like I am floating(Prompt word should be float?)Floating takes no prisonersFloating in a boat I pride myself in writing quality verse for your challenges Fan…… DM
Foreign Press
Just won a gold (olympic)Medal (did my best)How will the foreign press nowReport it, foreign press ?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Nice Ride
Gosh this feels lovelyLovely up hereVery uplifting(View’s nice also here)…. Enjoy the ride Beryl…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Daryl
Kiddies come and enterEnter in my bumMove right through my rectumOut then through my dick…. Yay Daryl!…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Jazz
Write something incorporating the word ‘jazz’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO JAZZ I have a little HondaA little Honda JazzWhy do I have a Honda?Just because I has….. DM
Thankyou All My Followers
Thankyou all my followersYou are a faithful lotPlease do no desert meCos you is all I got…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Builds 999 Emergency Phone
Because I am real good at maths(I passed at infant school)They chose me (Stan) to make thisI showed them I’m no fool…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Infatuation
Write something incorporating the word ‘infatuation’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INFATUATION I am infatuatedIntensely so, with meAdmire myself in mirrorAt breakfast lunch and tea And in bath…… Don’t panic Fan. Only fiction……… DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 