Dedicated to Fandango. Who also loves Elon. Free speech (firm believer am)So I Twitter joinedFrom day 1 with Elon mateI hate speech all around Thankyou for this freedom Elon……… Your welcome Don. (ain’t he nice Fan)…… I’m over the moon Don, he said…….. Sure are Eel (slap slap) …. Mars He didn’t get it Fan?……..Continue reading “Elon, Twitter and Me”
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Ships
Sitting by the riverWatching ships go byWhat a lovely afternoonWatching ships go by….. That ship seems to be in trouble dear?……….. NEWS :Severely drunk Russian Captain tries to escape after plowing cargo ship into a Korean bridge Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Round and Round
Round and round’sA game we playWhen it turns nightAt end of day…. Enjoying Spin the Moo at dusk…… Daisy 6th on the left…… Daisy top milker…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Possible
Write something incorporating the word ‘possible’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO POSSIBLE It’s possible that I’m living asA shadow of myselfFallen out the window fromAn old and dusty shelf Am I going mad Fan?…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Generous
Write something incorporating the word ‘generous’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO GENEROUS I’m generous with my wordsI use to fill my rhymesLike if and but and why/what for?To make them sparkle/shine Words befitting a respected poet Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Foreshadow
Write something incorporating the word ‘foreshadow’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FORESHADOW Foreshadow, I doFrolicking with maids(Clad in diaphanous)Me getting laid I live in hope Fan… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Vanish
Write something incorporating the word ‘vanish’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO VANISH Was bout to write this thought downWhich suddenly took flightWent disappear (poof!) vanishHence my ode bit light Mind let me down Fan. Sorry……. DM
Shit, What Rotten Luck
I’m in a bit of troubleLooks as though I’m stuckIdea it seemed real good at timeShit, what rotten luck…. Used the ladder…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
O’Possum Spirit Lady
Spirit are you out thereMake contact if you areO’possum can you hear herIs she near or far?…. Pearl lives in Southern California. Must be on your back doorstep Fan?Any private psychic sessions? Don MatthewsJune 2022
Useful New Idea
Here’s a useful new ideaFrom the cobbleryAlways wanted some of theseScroll down and have looksee…. Fashion shows are very useful…… Yes dear…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 