Hey Jack I caught a beautyLook over side of boatHelp me land this whopper mateLand it in the boat You OK Jack?…… DM
Tag Archives: humour
Did the Calculations
Did the calculationsTrigonometryTurned out unexpectedScroll down have looksee DM
Hair
The fashionTodayWith me?No way DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Venue
Write something incorporating the word ‘venue’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO VENUE This challenge is a venueFor my kinda odeNothing much, bit senselessSenseless sorta ode DM
Rocks
I got a job of loading rocksFrom ground into my truckThen suddenly with sounding crashShit and wtf? DM
Samuel
Hello? my name’s SamuelHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Configure
Write something incorporating the word ‘configure’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CONFIGURE Tonight’s word is configureAntonym’s destroyDisperse, scatter and ruinTonight it shines, the moon Yep…… DM
Breast Pockets
I have special pocketsIn which to hold my breastsThe rest of me is self-enclosedPockets hold my breasts DM
Do Me
Do me do me do meDo me do me moreKeep on doing do meMake me lick the floor DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Paul and Alene Job
Stan runs a successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc This couple were in heavenBecause were touched by HeHappy (yep) in heavenScroll down and have looksee Production Notes Clothes Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Photographer Perc got that nice he-touched-me smile Well done Perc Post Production Notes Praise the LordContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Paul and Alene Job”