Harry and Meghan – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stay Where You Are

Stay where you are Megan/HarryStay in your own U of SDon’t come to our king’s coronationDon’t come here and don’t bother us While Harry and Megan will almost certainly attend the coronation any hopes of a warm welcome have been dashed with polls showing they are not welcome in Britain DM

Frogmarched

Frogmarched from our lovely houseFrogmore (by the king)Evicted, gosh that’s so unfairFrogmarched, ring-a-ding DM

Kicked Out

Kicked out of our house FrogmoreKicked out by the kingKicked out by my fatherNot fair, ring-a-ding The Duchess she is keepingA quiet low profileWith all this kerfuffleTrue to Harry style Buckingham Palace issued an eviction notice the day after release of the controversial Spare memoir DM

Change One Letter

Think they areA bit of classChange one letterReally crass

The Path to Irrelevance

They’ve whinged their way to irrelevanceWhine whine whineBut that’s OK OK by meFine fine fine Coronation invite?No way mateWhine whine whine whineYou too late We making lotsa moneyWhine whine whineLife all nice and ritzyFine fine fine Netflix we both love youWhine whine whineRepercussions don’t careFine by us They’ve whinged their way to irrelevanceWhine whine whineButContinue reading “The Path to Irrelevance”

The Meg-a-Mansion

They’ve both just bought a mansion Splashed out twenty mill Theatre, resort-size swimming pool Sixteen bathrooms as well Which makes things nice, convenient No more they’ll have to wait At the shower entrance For other to vacate It also has a tennis court When naught they have to do With gin and tonics served byContinue reading “The Meg-a-Mansion”