Our dog was feeling poorlyTook him to the vetYes said vet would seem soSeem so said the vet…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tag Archives: dog
Ralph’s Training Course
Ralph is FCS resident dog Took lots of timeWas quite a featBut now knows whatWhat not to eat…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Ralph Watches His Master Leave
Ralph is FCS resident dog My master’s leaving in his carHe’s done it many timesI’ll just sit here and watch him leaveAnd let the rhymer rhyme…. Jeez. I was just quietly watching you leave…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Walking the Poodle
I’m taking my pet poodleFor her daily walkNo-one pays attentionNo-one stops to talk Other dogs aren’t interestedThink she’s bit aloofNot even worth a sniff or twoNot even worth a woof…. No-one realizesWhat a gem she isUrineless and pooplessNowhere leaves her biz Say hello to the people…… rattle rattle…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
What is Your Object?
What is your object in doing this?What are you doing it for?Is it some scientific experiment?What are you doing it for?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Ralph Feels the Cold
Ralph is FCS resident dog In winter when it’s coldOutside, my head it feelsA chill which tends to penetrate… Sorted…. Aren’t I cute?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Coloured Waters
Mummy gave me coloured Waters to have funFido happy with resultWhen it was all done…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Ralph Goes for a Ride
Ralph is FCS resident dog When Ralph goes out to rideInsists he looks real coolHe wants attention from the girlsThinks he’ll make them drool…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Doggo
I don’t have my own dogBut neighbour does have oneWe have this nice arrangementWhich gives me lotsa fun…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Neighbourly Help
It’s nice to have a neighbourWhen things you need run outI’ve just phoned downstairs MichaelMate can you help me out?…. Says he’s sending it up straightaway………. A nice neighbour is Michael…….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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