child – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Gosh Mummy

What’s that mummyIn your handFunny mummyFunny hand Scroll down… Gosh mummy…… DM

I am learning rampingRamping learning meI am learning rampingScroll down have looksee DM

Mummy I’m in troubleHose just spat on meDon’t know how it happenedScroll down have looksee DM

Milk is yummyPlease feed mePunch in strawScroll down see DM

I like milkMilk likes meEmpty cartonMuch to see Scroll down… DM

Mummy what is happeningHappening to meLizzie just went licked meScroll down have looksee DM

Mummy look at biscuitBiscuit on my plateBiscuit that I’m carryingBiscuit that I ate Scroll down… DM

I’m well and truly bloatedNow I’ve finished eatUsing my own fingers forEating very neat Scroll down…. DM

What a lovely burgerChips also for meI am having lovely timeScroll down have looksee DM

I have a guidance systemWhen I slide in snowIt never lets me down (yep)Ready here I go Scroll down… DM