car – Page 17 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Tyre

I’ve got these funny thingsComing out my tyreIs there something wrong mechanic?Is it very dire?…. Nothing to worry about sir…… Don MatthewsApril 2021

Why Is My Car Sounding Different Mechanic?

My car sounds little differentTo what it did last nightMechanic why would that beWhy doesn’t it sound right?…. Looks like someone’s stolen your muffler ma’am…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

130 mph

I think there’s something wrong mechanicOne-thirty miles per hourIt seems to shake, vibrate a lotAt such great speed and power…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Battery

Your battery I can’t findSir, where it should beDo you even have one?One for me to see? Oh, there it is…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Car Service Garage

This car came in for serviceOpened driver’s doorWas just about to start the jobAnd this is what we saw…. Did you remember to change the message dear?…… Don MatthewsApril 2021

Car Door

Went to open car doorTo let my dearest inSomething funny happenedNow my ditty’s fin… (Best I could do…sorry) Don MatthewsApril 2021

Angle

Parked the car on street last nightThis morning looked out windowCar was at an angleFunny I thought?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Rock

My dearest went out drivingOn a mountain trackWhen suddenly from no-whereThis rock appeared …… Shit!…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Speeding Ticket

I got a speeding ticketWhy? could not be meMy car I was not driving thenThis ticket, let me see…. What!? The tow truck driver’s pulling it…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Priscilla’s Fine, OK

Please don’t worry, I’m OKWe’re into things high-techI’m cozy and quite comfortableThey’ll be back in a sec….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021